Forgive me, Mom!
What's with the balls?
Never mind the balls, what's with the rod between the bars with the yarn wrapped around it?
Its a pissa steering stabilizer, is it the Captain's infamous & rarely seen 4th bike?
Ssshhhhhh. You're not supposed to know!
Why did I even park near that retarded hunk of crap?!
HEY! Get back to vacation!!!